O thou victim of click-baiting…
I understand that you are here to find reasons to not take the COVID-19 vaccine, but I hate to break it to you – you are actually going to find reasons to take the jabs here! Because…
You need it
I know you have faith that you are supernaturally immunized from sicknesses and diseases, nonetheless, you have need of the COVID-19 vaccine than you have actually thought of. If you received polio, influenza and chickenpox vaccines as a child and you intend to allow your children to do the same, what makes the COVID-19 vaccine different?
Just relax and take the goddamn vaccine! Remember all the curses laid on the virus by your ‘Daddies-in-the-Lord’ did not work. The vaccine is your best bet. You are not invincible.
Do it for others
Okay, stubborn-head. I know you’re still not interested in taking the vaccine, but have you considered others? That infant in your compound, your innocent colleagues at work or that Mama that sells bread and beans at the junction. You have faith, they don’t. This is not only about you. Don’t allow your convictions put them at risk of contracting the virus. Kindly do it for them.
Random fact: you are making the world a better place by so doing. God will be so proud of you.
COVID-19 is not entirely a scam
Yes, I am convinced that there is more to the COVID-19 pandemic than meets the eye, but we cannot deny the existence and seriousness of the virus. So, to be on the safer side, just take the vaccine, you have nothing to lose.
The alleged side effects are not really serious
Unfortunately, people get sick all the time, also independently of COVID-19. Given the size of the COVID-19 vaccination programme, it is inevitable that some people will develop health conditions shortly after vaccination, the causes of which have little or nothing to do with the vaccine. In the end, you will realize that the merits outweigh the demerits.
It has nothing to do with Illuminati, 666 or the 5G Conspiracies flying around
I know a lot of people have been brainwashed into thinking the vaccine will do more harm to their soul than it will do their body good.
However, if the devil is as smart and cunning as I have been made to believe he is, he doesn’t need to force vaccination on the populace to achieve his will. From your smartphone biometric captures (fingerprint, face ID, e.t.c) to products with deep trade secrets that you consume (Cocacola, KFC e.t.c), Mr Lucifer could get any of your information at the snap of a finger.
So relax. The devil is not after you, well maybe he is, but he does not need the vaccine to get to you.
The goodnews is…
Bubu, his cronies and the 36 state governors are taking the vaccine first. Like someone rightly opined, if the vaccine works for them, then it is good for the people, if it doesn’t, the country is better off without them. It is a win-win situation.
With this few points of mine…
I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you that you need the vaccine. If your answer is yes, kindly share with others too.